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Any and all coffee from McDonald's, as it is usually weak and disappointing.
I can't believe I got another clown water, that piss won't help me stay awake...when will I learn?
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Dude it smells like ass did you just step on a clown?
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A learned or innate reservation, fear and/or repulsion for clowns or that which relates to or resembles clowns.
As much as David wanted to fulfill his dream of becoming a lion tamer, childhood memories of feeling terrified by Itchy Scoops the Clown at the annual local circus caused life-long clown-shyness that doomed him to a life in Information Technology.
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A type of person who has nothing better to do than to peruse your ammunition offerings, complain about the ammo you don't have, then blame it on some form of government conspiracy to keep them down.
Co-Worker: "What the fuck is that guy's problem?"
You: "That's that ammo clown that has nothing better to do but bitch and moan."
Co-Worker: "He needs to get a life or at least a new hobby."
You: "He needs to get a job and leave me the fuck alone before I hurt him."
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When one has previously been the "class-clown" who, in later life, still maintains the same essential attitude. That being to laugh and joke about anything and everything.
That guy keeps joking whenever his boss is trying to make serious decisions and policy. He's such a freakin' life-clown!
That life-clown won't take anything serious!
That guy makes a joke about everything, he's such a life-clown.
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A midget that is dressed up like a clown that sneaks into nurserys while kids are being babysat and scare the children. When the babysitter comes in to check on children, midget pretends it is a statue. Can be brought up in any conversation according to nick daniels.
Sadie Dalzell: "Oh my god I have so much to study!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"
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AKA, Bill O'Rielly of Fox News. A pro-republican mouthpiece who speaks retoric and lies. A loudmouth dickhead who supports morons and criminals. A liar with no concience or informed insight, who speaks like he knows what he's talking about. A miserable old bastard who desperately needs to get laid....
1. "Hey, you watching Bilbo the clown on Fox tonight???"
2. "Your a regular bilbo the clown for stealing those lollipops from those children".
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