Rural Dictionary

cotton candied

When you get cotton candy syrup on you from syrup pump.

I cotton candied myself at work today

by mandaxbutt February 2, 2009

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“I smell snout and candy yeaaa”

Junior loves snout and candy

If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy

Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol

A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy

by Stststdk8 July 26, 2022

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Life Candy

Derived from Eye Candy ( a guy who is good for nothing else but is extremely attractive so is a lot of fun to just stare at.)

Life Candy is when a guy not only is incredibly attractive to the point where any girl would jump him if only they were asked, he is also charming, very intelligent and an altogether nice person.

The only problem with someone who is referred to as Life Candy is that they generally know that this is what they are and therefore have incredibly high standards.

They also usually have a high number of bimbo followers who make it even harder to get their attention.

Synonyms: Prince-Charming, Perfection
Antonyms: Douche-bags, Assholes, Ugly People, People who cannot spell.

an Example of Life Candy is Prince Charming from every Fairy Tale girls were read as children.

by annabellerain April 6, 2011

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Candy Van

Not really a candy van, used by strangers to kidnap.

Artzholm: GET IN THE CANDY VAN

Kid: Let me ask my dad first
Artzhole: What have you done, Artzholm? *cocks gun*
*speeding noises*

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

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street candy

"Street Candy"

Just another word for a prostitute. Slightly better in appearance than regular girls. Along the lines of "Street Walker", "Street Meat" etc.

"Kelly was a street candy, beautiful brunette from good family, turned to life of prostitution due to her methamphetamine addiction."

by PH with a different kind of D April 13, 2016

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