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cash or ass

Having a close girl whom is not your girlfriend but close to family like a sister.
A girl best friend like a sister to you to whom you would lend a few hundred bones to help her in need.
Close enough to be fwb but are not that at the moment.

Unless she wants to use her cash or ass to repay the loan which she received from her brother from another Mother.

That girl alissa is close to like being family to a ton of friends. Yea she owes three hundred bones to her brother and she's ignoring him. Yea she knows the drill, it's cash or ass directly from me to her.
Friend 1 - hey bro isn't that alissa over there?
Me - yea bro thats her, she owes me some money and been dodging me
Friend 1- oh yea three Benjamin's right bro?
Me - exactly bro, she knows the drill and it's cash or ass and that's why she hasn't came around to pay me back.
Friend 1 - tag me in on the side
Me - yea bro I will tag you in on this cash or ass scrump session, paying for her debt with her ass!

Friend 1 - howbowdah? Cash her inside the bedroom?

Me - tag bro, you are in, paralyze her ass to where she cannot walk
Friend 1- absofuckinlutely bro! Bet!
Me - thots anonymous 901! howbowdah
Friend 1- she won't come back around us now will she?

Me - yea bro she will not know what hit her other than thinking to herself, damn I feel like I've been fucked, and can barely walk, after the cash or ass episode

Friend 1- how many episodes is there bro?
Me - as many as I want, getting my three hundred bones paid back one way or another! Howbowdah?

by Ben Franklin 💯 August 29, 2017


cash-levy

an unfunny hack

That disappointing joke was cash-levy.

by popcornlollipop July 4, 2013


ham cash

Cash used to bribe (or attempt to bribe) a Police officer or other official.

The filth caught John and Shirley doing crack in the back of his car. They gave up the crack and offered them some ham cash but they still got arrested. The bastards.

by dave-briz December 19, 2013


cash or check ?

it meanskiss now or kiss later ?’

“hey john, cash or check ?”

amora, we’re @ school, so check”

“pleasssse johnnnn ? cash sounds like more fun”

“i’ll catcha later amora, i love you”

“i love you too johnothan

by ur moms psychiatrist May 12, 2020


trap cash

Money that is trapped in the couch.

I want a pizza but I'm broke. Maybe I should see if I have any trap cash.

by Tballz87 March 12, 2023


tommy cash

His song Zuccenberg ebodies his ultimate form. And this form, is the form of forms. Swagger

Friend 1; “Hey man that thing was cool”

Friend 2; “oh, you mean, that was Tommy Cash.”

by SuperSmashBros April 2, 2023


cash me outside how bou dat

When 1 guy is depressed and NEEDS cash now

Mike- U are going to be demoted

John- U know what, cash me outside how bou dat

by Kerrrrrrrrcccccchhhhhhhoooo February 18, 2017