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Cringy and on-point redditure used only in the most apt of circumstances to convey agreement and harmony between your fellow educated reddit people.
The specification of "man" in this phrase alludes to the common stereotype that only white anglosaxon males use Reddit, which is provable false.
IDrinkTooMuch7642: I don't like women often, but, when I do, I like them like I like my Android phone: fully charged and running a high-performance Linux operating system.
YouDrankTooMuch69: A fellow man of class I see.
Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"
Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."
Consuming an alcoholic beverage while a passenger in a motor vehicle.
I called shotgun, and I brought a sixer so I'll be riding first class.
When I met my husband he was an Airman 1st Class. All he wanted to do was fuck and couldn't afford to take take me out.
The act of taking someone to a body of water, with the sole intent of drowning them.
Once he found out she had cheated, her Italian swim class was inevitable.
The type of thoughts you have about your crush or partner when you zone out in class
Steve: do you have the notes from today's class?
Jeff: shouldn't you have them too? You were there
Steve: nah bro. I was having mad math class thoughts about Bella
A clever flex move used by twitter influencers to showcase their extravagant lifestyle. It involves subtly flaunting one's luxury possessions or experiences while pretending to focus on something else entirely.
Business class ticket:
His latest tweet seemed all about the swanky new computer monitor in his home office, but sharp-eyed followers quickly spotted the Emirates Business Class boarding pass casually resting on his desk.