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A class of ferry used in Sydney Harbour. There were originally 6 Gen 1 Emeralds running on inner harbour routes in Sydney. These ferries worked great for the most part with very little problems except transport minister Andrew Constance trying to name one "FerryMcFerryFace". However one night Andrew was jerking himself off thinking of trains in his asshole when he thought of one of the most retarded ideas known to man... Replace the Manly Ferries with Emeralds. Andrew then proceeded order 3 new Gen 2 Emeralds FROM CHINA. Andrew assumed that these INNER HARBOUR ferries were capable of handling the swells of Sydneys heads. After months of delay the new Emerald class ferries arrived and..... Lets just say things went to shit instantly. Shortly after they were put into service leaks were found in the rudders and they were taken out of service. Then one day when the "Balmoral" was doing tests in 2 metre swells ITS FUCKING WINDOW AND RUDDER SMASHED! Despite Transdev saying they could handle 4 metre swells. Not long after the "Clontarf" shit itself and its propeller broke while on a test run! Shortly after that CRACKS were found in the hull of the Balmoral! During all of this it was found that THE FERRIES COULDNT EVEN DOCK AT THE FUCKING WHARF IN LOW TIDE! Like holy shit how hard is it to make a boat that can FUCKING DOCK PROPERLY! Despite all these dangerous problems Transdev insists that these are just minor problems!
My kayak is more safe than an Emerald class ferry.
fat pieces of shit, always screaming things in class, moaning during a game of downball and are all overall arseholes
'hey, is that the boys in my class'?
'yeah :( theyre screaming stuff again
Cringy and on-point redditure used only in the most apt of circumstances to convey agreement and harmony between your fellow educated reddit people.
The specification of "man" in this phrase alludes to the common stereotype that only white anglosaxon males use Reddit, which is provable false.
IDrinkTooMuch7642: I don't like women often, but, when I do, I like them like I like my Android phone: fully charged and running a high-performance Linux operating system.
YouDrankTooMuch69: A fellow man of class I see.
A way of suing a corporation for big money and something increasingly corporations wish to deprive you of via their Terms of Service
Alt Definition: Legalese for a bunch of sons of a single bitch to come together and all fuck their bitch-ass mother at once
TikTok was able to settle the class action lawsuit before they would have to pay EVEN MORE money to everybody
The act of taking someone to a body of water, with the sole intent of drowning them.
Once he found out she had cheated, her Italian swim class was inevitable.
The type of thoughts you have about your crush or partner when you zone out in class
Steve: do you have the notes from today's class?
Jeff: shouldn't you have them too? You were there
Steve: nah bro. I was having mad math class thoughts about Bella
A clever flex move used by twitter influencers to showcase their extravagant lifestyle. It involves subtly flaunting one's luxury possessions or experiences while pretending to focus on something else entirely.
Business class ticket:
His latest tweet seemed all about the swanky new computer monitor in his home office, but sharp-eyed followers quickly spotted the Emirates Business Class boarding pass casually resting on his desk.