When you mis-spell cock but it's too late so you just browse through a page about time-keeping devices.
Steve: Damn I want to look up cock
Also Steve: *mis-spells cock*
Also also Steve: oh well, guess I just masturbate to clocks
Something that tells time also somethings thats controlling it controls when you do things EVERYTHING IS DONE ACCORDING TO IT
ITS TIME OR YOU TO WAKE UPREAD THE CLOCK YOU DROPOUT-mom
When a man inserts his penis into a woman's open neck hole and spins her around giving the illusion of a big hand and little hand on a clock
"I hung out with Stoma Stacy and we made a Human Clock"
The thing you try to buy for your best sam but then she gets really mad at you :( <3
"Katherine stop. Are you fucking kidding me. I do not want a dildo clock"
"he went wild and cleaned everybody's clock down there in the dugout"
Balls O' Clock is something you say to your friend when they say anything
Guy 1: Hey want to hang out after school today?
Guy 2: Balls O' Clock