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The kinda guy who lives on the East or West coast (usually high income) and reluctantly votes for the Republicans mostly because he doesn’t want to pay the Democrat’s proposed taxes. He often goes to great lengths to appease his liberal friends in conversation and not let them know who he voted for.
“That guy is such a closet Republican, there’s no way he’s pro taxes with a house like that.”
“He’s such an obvious appeaser, like some closet Republican trying to fit in.”
The kind of guy who votes Republican solely because he doesn't want to pay for the other party's new tax hike or other such social expense. Usually a high-income earner who lives in a coastal city and will go to great lengths to not reveal his vote to his more liberal friends. Sometimes he'll even build a superficial pro-this or that persona just to fit in with whatever his friends claim to support, some of whom may be just "fitting in" themselves.
"There's no way a guy with a house and a job like that would support the new tax bill, he's probably just a closeted Republican."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."
Coming out of the closet
When a gay, trans or in any way queer person tells someone their identity, or declares it in front of a bigger audience.
Person 1: "You have an amazing fashion sense!"
Person 2: "Thank you! I just came out of the closet this morning."
Probably the coolest guy on the face of the planet, bar none!
Whoa, "Honey Closet is rad, dude"
Someone who is a definitely hiding their "interests" but they kinda belong there.
"Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"
A person who crawls into closet crawl spaces randomly. Especially when guest are over.
Person: What is Axel doing?
Person 2: Oh that, it's pretty normal he's a closet crawler.
Someone who is a closet thot acts like a thot but isn't really a thot.
That girl Asia is such a closet thot. She puts herself out on Instagram but doesn't really take dick