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The most attractive guy you’ll ever meet! Got a heart of gold. Great humour. Amazing to be around. If you find a Cole you might as well propose then and there
Erin: Wow who’s that
Ruby: that will be Cole
Erin: brb I’m just going to propose
Biggest cock on earth. He is sweet,sexy, and nice. He loves to fuck around with his many many friends. And most of all, he is a family guy and loves his girlfriend no matter what.
Cole just gave me the warmest cream pie ever!!!!!
The tallest man with short man syndrome. Often stemming from attractive parents, particularly the matriarch. Clearly the product of a sexually unsatisfactory relationship, specifically due to the girth of the patriarch's penis (Cole will dispute this fact, but stand firm in your convictions). Very sweet at heart, and the designated music master among his group of peers.
Cole, your mom's really fucking hot– Too bad your dad's penis can't satisfy her.
Cole, could you reach that for me?
Cole is just a really short soulless ginger.
Person 1: see that midget over there?
Person 2: yeah he's so short I'd bet his name is Cole!
Absolute fucking beast at League of Legends, hella long cock, claps hella cheeks, racist,
Damn that nigga cole crazy
The human embodiment of a beluga whale. The kind of guy that is morbidly obese and balding in his late teens. Cleans shitty skid Mark toilets for a living.
Person 1: "did you see that whale looking thing over there?"
Person 2: "yeah... don't worry, we don't need to call sea life rescue, that's not a beached whale that's just cole"