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Ron's imaginary body weight that would allow him to be the ladies man he imagines himself to have been.
"I have to stop hogging this KFC and get back to date weight"
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The date immediately leads to anal intercouse, then a movie and dinner, then an awkard goodbye bywhich time you don't even remember her name.
How did it go with her last night?
You know how I roll, I was balls deep, I'm all about reverse dating.
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Online dating is a app or a website that people can date other people and see if they like each other.
Hey what are you doing “oh I’m online dating”
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A bed date means meeting your friend-with-benefits for sex.
It sounds better than the more common terms like hook up or booty call.
A bed date is reserved for someone who you don't want as your girl/boyfriend, but you enjoy their friendship and the sex.
Feeling aroused, she went on a bed date with her one and only lover.
His bed date with her was well overdue. Everything about him screamed sexual frustration.
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Dating someone new just to get back at an ex or make an ex jealous - usually leads to a spite marriage. Similar to a rebound but you act like more than a hookup and post obnoxious pictures on social media about how happy you are now and actually convince the new person it's a real relationship and not spite dating.
"Do you think Emily realizes that Luke is just spite dating her to make his ex, Nikki, jealous?
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A life-size cardboard cut-out of someone you fancy but have never managed to date, which you bring along on double-dates and other social events.
She brought her swimmer cardboard date to the bar reccy last night... very handsome, shame they both turned soggy so quickly.
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this is the good version of being a skank party drinks smokes drugss all that fun shit, doesnt always have to sleep around, usually blonde and gorgeous
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