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Ron's imaginary body weight that would allow him to be the ladies man he imagines himself to have been.
"I have to stop hogging this KFC and get back to date weight"
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The date immediately leads to anal intercouse, then a movie and dinner, then an awkard goodbye bywhich time you don't even remember her name.
How did it go with her last night?
You know how I roll, I was balls deep, I'm all about reverse dating.
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Online dating is a app or a website that people can date other people and see if they like each other.
Hey what are you doing “oh I’m online dating”
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A bed date means meeting your friend-with-benefits for sex.
It sounds better than the more common terms like hook up or booty call.
A bed date is reserved for someone who you don't want as your girl/boyfriend, but you enjoy their friendship and the sex.
Feeling aroused, she went on a bed date with her one and only lover.
His bed date with her was well overdue. Everything about him screamed sexual frustration.
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A girl or boy you date for the sole reason of practicing kissing, making out, etc. until you've gotten as good as you'd wanted to, or it starts to become serious to them.
Kevin: I broke up with my practice girlfriend today; she wanted me to meet her parents.
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Michelle: I learned how to make out with my practice date so I should be set for high school.
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Half dating is when you and another person are dating each other but not at the same time
Person: are you guys together?
Person 2: nah, we’re half dating
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this is the good version of being a skank party drinks smokes drugss all that fun shit, doesnt always have to sleep around, usually blonde and gorgeous
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