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Nixon took it into his own hands when it came to fighting the red devil.
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The devil lord is the lord to those who worship the devil.
TheDevilLord is a cool american kid who is fun to play halo with, even tho he's terrible at it
Example 1:
Man: All Hail the Devil Lord
God: You bitches are all going to hell
Man: YAYZ WE CAN BE WITH THE DEVIL LORD ALL THE TIME
Example 2:
TheDevilLord: Seriously guys hold X it will just skip the map
Rare Storm: That doesn't work
TheDevilLord: Yes it does i swear
Halo Announcer: Needlers on Containment
Rare Storm: I told you!
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The first of orgasms in a given stretch of time. Usually comes about after not having sex or masterbating for a little while. It is specifically the "nut" that comes so fast, you're not to thrilled to be finishing early, and neither is she!
The solution, oddly enough as it goes, is getting rid of that sucker!
The aim is to get rid of the devils nut, once you do it's game on. It could be in the shower before your girl comes over, or you go out. Once in the habit of having sex often this hasty nut should dissapear for a while. If he does pop up, just know the second nut will be better than the first for you and your girl.
Perhaps frequent masterbation helps, apparently it is healthy. But hey sex is good too, actually sex is amazing, just watch out for that little bastard of a nut!
Condoms are good too.
James: eyyy jimmy, heard you banged sarah the other night, how was it kid?
Jimmy: mannn, thank god i got that devil's nut out before she came over, i have her in like 8 positions before i busted. Wheweee!!
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It refers to the resin in a marijuana smoking device that's built up for far too long, accumulating over the years traces of various other drugs including but not limited to: Cocain, LSD, Opium, etc. This stuff is evil in it's most concentrated form, but Satan sure is one hell of a crafty temptress.
Frank: me and Sam scraped my dad's bong last week
Rob: I'd be scared to smoke that devil tar
Frank: lol, he ddin't like it
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Blake told me to lay off the devils nectar so I did the next best thing the devils lettuce 😈😈
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Jimmys Devils are a unique fighting force created by a WW2 spy for the Allies known only as Jimmy. The team consists of 3 unique and very dangerous men, Danny, Josh and Justin, and they do battle with the forces of evil, a.k.a. Macavelli, a former Nazi with a personal vendetta against Jimmy.
Justin: we are the deadliest weapons known to man
Danny: nothing can stop us
Josh: especially bad Guyezz
Justin: I’m Justin, still the trusty brave one, and still the prettiest.
Danny: I’m Danny, still the brainy one with the cool one liners
Josh: And I’m Josh and I forgot my line
All: And we are:
Jimmys Devils
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Similar to The Stranger where you sit on your hand until it goes numb, but prior to masturbation Tiger Balm is applied to the hand giving the sensation of another person, who also happens to be the devil, giving you a handy.
The devil pulled me into lust. I would stare at screens, magazines, my hand…but now I’m free. I’m free of the "Devil's Grip"
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