Kat Von Don't

Anything L.A. tattoo artist Kat Von D wouldn't do.
Rendering it uncool.

Tell me you're not getting a tramp stamp of a unicorn. That's a Kat Von Don't right there.

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i don't bizz

to not get in someone's business. thug term y'know

i don't bizz, im livin the dream.

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Pants up, don't loot

This is more realistic slogan than the Black Lies Matter activist movement's "hands up, don't shoot" where at around the same time videos and pictures taken from Ferguson riots show shops looting blacks with sagging pants and underwears visible.

- The "pants up, don't loot" slogan will soon become outdated when they start following their African tradition.

- Their African tradition?

- You know, no pants, no underpants either, just big ostrich plumes sticking out of their ass cracks.

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Don't get green skin

Meaning to not be a alien. Don't isolate yourself away.

"Don't get green skin, Be in contact, Don't say goodbye, Smell you later."

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I don't know her

A subtle way of expressing how poorly you think of someone. A form of shade.

Coined by Mariah Carey, in 2003, when she was asked about whats he thought of Jennifer Lopez.

Samantha: "Weren't you best friends with Alana?"
Emily: "I don't know her"

Mary: "Are you and James still dating?"
Emily: "I don't know her"

I don't trust like that

When you're just a normal guy that wants to buy a fine automobile from Harry's car shop, but you're denied because Harry "doesn't trust like that".

A normal man walks into Harry's car shop

"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."

"I don't trust like that... Open that button"

"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"

"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"

"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."

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Don't Wiz on the electric fence!

An fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.

catchy advertisement jingle: *Don't wiz on the electric fence!*

"Don't Wiz on the electric fence!"

ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to Wiz (urinate) on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)

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