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Receiving a surprisingly warm or spicy facial.
Lee: “What a night…”
Mike: “I can see that!”
Lee: “I know, my eyes are really red..”
Mike: “They certainly are - it looks like you’ve been milking a dragon…”
Lee: “Must’ve been something he ate..”
A medieval term for the explosion of love created by a dragon in the process of mating... So intense!
The princess came into the room then got a Dragon Blastify in the face from a distants.
Panty dragon is slang for vagina. Some men like to think of their sexual exploits like a conquest. A conquest to slay as many panty dragons as they can before being taken captive by one for the rest of their miserable, married lives. The more panty dragons slayed, the greater the legend that is the man slaying. Some panty dragons hear tale of such men and go in search of this worthy opponent... most of them end up in porn.
"I'm looking to slay some panty dragons tonight, get the jager."
"The panty dragon on that one has a lip ring!"
An oral sex move when a woman repeatedly flicks the tip of a man's penis with her tongue.
Last night this chick gave me a dragon tongue with no warning and it was so sensitive that I accidentally slapped her.
After putting on the condom,you proceed by by pouring hot sauce all over it then face fucking your partner til the breath fire
When watching game of thrones I sometimes like to Dragon Fuck my wife
When someone is so rude an bitchy they aren't human anymore there some kinda cunt dragon.
Lucy always has to boss everyone around she's rude an obnoxious man, what a cunt dragon
When an Asian Archer ejaculates over a family member he hasn't seen in a decade and is some way surprised."
"I gave my Dad a Spirit Dragon when I saw him in the mall. We were playing hide and seek for ten years now; I nearly gave up!"