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A Time Vampire (person who sucks up all your time) who calls you at home from their mobile phone while driving. The Drive Time Vampire caller has nothing important to say, and just wants something to do while driving, but they end up keeping you on the phone forever, so you can’t get anything done at home.
I was trying to get some work done at home when a Drive Time Vampire kept me on the phone for his entire two hour commute to work.
The pang of regret sometimes felt in the few seconds/yards between ordering fast-food at the speaker and picking it up in the drive thru lane.
*More often felt for greasy food choices rather than healthy or salad options.
Reversing in the drive thru lane is not recommended.
After ordering my second KFC meal of the week, I felt drive thru remorse as I pulled up to the payment window. I wondered how embarrassing it would be to tell the guy I changed my mind. But then I found the $7 leaping from my wallet, and the fried chicken in my mouth. TOO LATE!
A relationship between three (or more) people who are all intimately involved with one another. Not necessarily at the same time as in a threesome, but are dating during the same time period.
Jenny, Tom and Sarah are all hooking up with each other in a commercial drive relationship.
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Another way of saying driving me crazy but with the implication that something is bothering you so much that you're reaching for the bottle because of it.
Tends to imply that you're at wits end and will freak out if said action continues for much longer.
My job is all right but my managers bad habits are driving me to drink.
I can't get this manuscript done because my roomate won't leave me alone for five minutes. I know the guy means well but he's driving me to drink.
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(v.) To be getting annoyed by a trivial or small matter.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his fly. The bartender asks why it is there, to which the pirate replies "Yar, I do not know myself, but it's been driving me nuts"
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Driving While Black (DWB) is the name given to the non-existent "crime" of being a black driver, and is generally a racial profiling employed by many police forces. It is a parody of the real crime driving while intoxicated.
It refers to the idea that a motorist can be pulled over by a police officer simply because he or she is black and then charged with a trivial or perhaps non-existent offense.
"The only reason the police pulled him over was because he was driving while black."
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What is shouted at the moron driving a 4000 pound motor vehicle and attempting to talk or even text on their cell phone while in motion. These are usually people that cannot multi-task but are either too vain or ignorant to realize it. They are in need of support from the community to let them know what they are doing is going to get someone killed. This is done either with a middle finger, an angry look, a colorful suggestion in a loud voice or a bumper sticker telling them to "hang up and drive." Once being made aware, they should terminate their call immediately and put both hands back on the wheel and pay attention to traffic conditions.
"Hey, you just drifted into my lane because you are driving with your elbows while texting... HANG UP AND DRIVE!"
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