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A Latino that is a natural born leader that excels at everything they do.
That Jose is a total brown eagle, I can’t believe he saved an entire bus of Korean and Malaysian tourists.
Those mexican eagles will eat anything rotten off the ground and then turn around and throw up on your ass.
A Viking execution where a guy got his lungs pulled out his back, and if he made any noise or screamed in agony, he didn't make it to Valhalla.
The first guy took his bloody eagle like a man, the crowd didn't hear a peep out of him, but the second guy shit all over the place and wouldn't stop screaming. They illustrated that he died a coward on his runestone, so that future generations of his family would curse his name and call him a bitch in their language.
A sexual position in which Billy does all the work.
"Hey girl, wanna fuck?"
"Yeah, only if it's Eagle Flight" Girl lays down and does nothing.
Blake eicharfson
Bailee: hwy blake you are an horny eagle
Blake: NoOoOo
Bailee: hey blake you are an horny eagle
Blake: NoOoOOo
1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.
2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.
1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*
tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!
2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥