jealousy of any wildcat football player that results in the lining of ones anus to turn into an "eagle donut"
After we won our ninth state title, he really got an eagle donut
Those mexican eagles will eat anything rotten off the ground and then turn around and throw up on your ass.
A Viking execution where a guy got his lungs pulled out his back, and if he made any noise or screamed in agony, he didn't make it to Valhalla.
The first guy took his bloody eagle like a man, the crowd didn't hear a peep out of him, but the second guy shit all over the place and wouldn't stop screaming. They illustrated that he died a coward on his runestone, so that future generations of his family would curse his name and call him a bitch in their language.
A beautiful creature who lives life with a passion and purpose. Ducks, eagles, pandas, cows, and people are the only creatures that can be nicknamed this phrase.
Wow that guys like a Majestic Eagle!
Eagle academy is a school which is a waste of money full of hoe ass niggas In the Bronx. there’s a boy named zaeden he’s the biggest hoe of them all .
Girl don’t fuck with that boy he go to eagle academy .
When you’re recieving head from a girl standing up, and right as you’re about to nut, you pull it out of her mouth slap it back down onto her face spread your arms up high and yell “MIGHTY EAGLE” as you ejaculate
“Yo dude i gave jess the craziest Might Eagle last night. It was awesome.”
“I wish my girlfriend would let me do The Mighty Eagle bro”
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Special code word for coke that was developed by Jordan
Jordan-“Want some snow bald eagle?”
Nick-“What’s that?”
Jordan-“coke”