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When describing something that's exorbitantly priced - from the abbreviated term for expensive, spenny - this adjective references the generally overpriced brunch item: Eggs Benedict (traditionally a poached egg served on toasted bread, drowned in hollandaise).
Hey do you want to see Aziz Ansari's LIVE stand-up this weekend?
~I don't know man, that shit is eggs-benny..
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Earning the right to ride in the back seat of someone's car. Therefore simulating being chauffeur driven. Similar to shotgun and the rules are the same.
Driver "Hey Andy, do you want a lift to the arcade?"
Passenger "Yeah but I'm riding egg!!"
Driver "Ah man, I don't wanna be your chauffeur fool"
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when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs
Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?
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Egg on a Bean is a slang term used in the lower south of England - mainly the island City of Portsmouth. It is slang for good.
Guy 1: Hey man I just filled those reports for you
Guy 2: Egg on a Bean
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A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.
Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?
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an alternative form of egg mcmuffin
At a Mcdonalds Drive Thru: "Yeah, let me get 2 hash browns, and orange juice, and an egg mcmuffdive."
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