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When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!
Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.
When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.
I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.
marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor
p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!
When one passes out drunk on the floor after a heavy session of drinking. Typically they will give out wisdom when asked "floor fox of wisdom, what is your wisdom?" before passing out
Oh no megan is floor foxing again, last time she did she would not stop talking about fox supremacy
Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.
A kid almost died on the third floor.
Used cigarettes on the floor that typically would be discarded but a skint bitch will pick it up and smoke it, even if its just the filter left.
Me: “look at casey smoking cigarettes from the floor”
Tyler: “floor scranny”
When a man of small moral value leaves a large contribution of piss on your floor. Varying levels of severity are based on how many household objects were covered in the alleged Floor Nag.
Oh man, Lester got super drunk and Floor Nagged all over my vacuum.