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in high school where every friday all the guys in the school slap all the girls' asses. pretty much self explanitory.
sharika: heeeeey devonte! you know its slap ass friday right?? aren't you gonna do somethin' to me?
devonte: *slap's sharika's ass* mmmm. sorry baby. i forgot!
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Always wear your freshest (newest/tightest/most gangster/pimpest/gear that pulls the most bitches) gear on friday because nobody gives a flying fuck what you wear saturday night.
Dude, isn't my pink polo fresh?
Yeah, but not as fresh as this walmart thermal i'm rocking for my fresh gear friday!
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when a guy gets a boner while a girl is siting on his lap
i got a friday night situation last night with shaniqua
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Any Friday you work when you were promised a the day off. You fell like you are in prison and listen to Johnny Cash prison songs all day.
The inverse of Bon Jovi Friday
They said this job would be four tens but now I'm working four tens and Johnny Cash Fridays!
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that day will never come; don't hold your breath.
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The effect of too much turkey/gravy/pie.
Dude, lets go get some cheap Christmas presents!
Na man, I'm afraid to leave the house. I've got a bad case of the Black Friday Bowels.
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This is what happens when you think its gonna be a Bon Jovi Friday (see Urban Dictionary Bon Jovi Friday) but realize that you in fact have to work the next day.
Not nearly as cool as a Bon Jovi Friday, the Justin Beiber Friday is pretty lame and disappointing...kind of like falling face first down a flight of stairs and landing in dog poo.
DUDE its Bon Jovi Friday BIOTCHES!!!
No stupid boss is making me work tomorrow so I guess this is a Justin Beiber Friday for me FML!
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