fruit loop

The thing my science teacher calls us all when we are being dumb-asses, too bad for her she doesn't know what it means, and we do. She could get fired. She stills calls us "you fruit," "fruit loop," and so on.

A gay or homosexual.

That unidentifiably strange loop on the back of dress shirts that serves no known purpose.

A nerd who laughs at their own corny, stupid jokes when no one else will.

M.S.: I'm not gay!
B.C.: Who said you were? Heh heh, God I'm so fucking funny.
McM.: Stop it right now you fruit loops! If you two don't cease this unexcusable behavior right this instant, I will have to report you for fruit-ish behavior.
S.W.: Yeah, cut it out yo fruit.
M.S.: I'm not GAY!!!

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fruit stand

A gay bar with no bar stools

The Glory Hole has no bar stools.
It's a fruit stand
Ha Ha

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fruit-basket

a flamboyantly gay homo

"that hairstylist kook was a flaming fruitbasket!"

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Juicy Fruit

if u want to become a gold fish have it quick.

see the comercial on tv.

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Hartley Fruit

A particular individual whom partakes in a number of homo-sexual acts.

Hartley- Respresents the amount of affection and love he put into these acts.
Fruit- Respresents the lack of fear to use inaimate objects during these acts. (Occasionally breaks limbs of other individuals, including his own parents)

Ocasionally hartley and fruit can be seperated to have each individual meaning. If someone or an object is refered to as a hartley, they show extreme idiotic behaviour. Of which anyone who was relatively normal would find extremely annoying to the point of physical violence.

Person1: OH MY GOSH, SHUT UP! YOU'RE A COMPLETE HARTLEY!

Person1: Hey? Are you a hartley fruit?
Person2: Yeah! along as you're not a complete Hartley!

Person1: Hey whats your name?
Person2: Matthew?
Person1: YOU'RE HARTLEY

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fruit truck

An overweight homosexual male of ethnic persuasion.

Did you see that fruit truck at the churro stand?

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Fruit Girl

A girl who really enjoys eating fruit. Fruit takes her to another dimension that's why she always zone out. and that's on periodt. and that's on bananas. and that's on pineapple. and that's on watermelon with chamoy. Shes the type of person that doesn't like other peoples banana peels on her plate.

"You can call me The Fruit Girl!"

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