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The kind of guy that would get assraped in prison, and be the blocks bitch.
Typical fuckboys have stupid feminine habits, hair they don't want messed up, and stupid tattoos.
Example: a guy with Justin Beiber's haircut. Small, feminine guys. Whiney dudes. Guys that have never worked a day in their lives. May have a bit of muscles but they've never actually used them for anything besides the gym, because they are vain and only concerned with how they look.
Behavior: Usually grandiosity, coupled with rudeness and base disrespect. Mild to moderate narcissism. Generally have absolutely nothing interesting to say, just look pretty but are dumb as shit.
Go rub that fuckboys head and see how salty he gets.
Only a fuckboy would act like that towards a girl.
A guy who goes by the name "Hassan".
“Hassan is a hopeless virgin -fuckboy who's striving too hard to actually fuck- got hard just by holding my hand.”
“What a fucking joke he is!”
Someone that the world would be a better place if their mother had swallowed.
Jeremy James Williams is walking talking definition of a Fuckboy coward.
Wears a belt for decoration, pants fall beneath bum in spite of. Thinks his horrible looking self is hot shit , and does not in ANYWAY acknowledge anything contrary to that fact.
Smokes newports. Wears a beanie. Hangs out a bar with two other dudes and constantly has phone out desperately seeking any attention from either some poor unfortunate soul whose number this miscreant creature was able to obtain, while talking incredibly loudly on the other end to. Or by taking/posting pictures of aforementioned other dudes, or bar, on every and any social site as well as randomly to reddit and in group chats to entire contact list. Cant take no for an answer. Gives off the aroma of ham water smothered in busch light and axe body spray. Also gives off sad, creepy, stalker vibes, and is repulsed by any accusations of his inferior iq.
Thankfully, a knight is shining armor was able to help Morgan fend off the lurking group of fuckboys.
The lack of decently intelligent human beings is largely due to the mass of fuckboys produced from the millennia.
Recently becoming popular from the idea it is a boy whose only goal in life is to fuck ANY pussy that walks with little regard towards feelings/health. While this is true, it is also simultaneously true that a fuckboy is the boy in a prison clique that takes it up the ass. Both indicate that regardless of age, they are still considered a boy rather than a man because of their immaturity towards sex and their constant need for it, whether he is trying to fuck or getting fucked.
Fuckboys are incredibly easy to spot. In the real world, any boy asking a woman to "send nudes" is a fuckboy. Profile pictures consist of them grabbing their micropenises with their tongue sticking out through a nasty-looking snarl or them biting their lips with eyes directed downwards as if they were "checking out" a woman. Fuck boys have been known to think that they think they are better than everyone else, are good looking, and that any woman would be lucky to have sex with them but many studies have been done actually proving the exact opposite to be true by all accounts. In prison, they are easily spot because it will look like they have a diaper on from all the toilet paper they have shoved in their pants to help soak up blood. If still unsure - pay attention to a fuckboy you are having trouble identifying while they sit down - it will take a considerably longer time than others around him and you might even be able to notice some wincing in the face if you are close enough.
Steve: "Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy.."
Megan: "I'm glad I realized that years ago when he asked me to send nudes hours after meeting him!"
Steve: "I can't even imagine how the last 5 years in prison was like for him..."
Megan: "His asshole is probably the 8th wonder in the world - almost as big as the Grand Canyon!"
A derogatory, spiteful term commonly used by bitter females to describe males who capitalize on the larger than average sexual opportunities available to them. The male version of conventional female slut shaming (where women capitalize on the larger than average sexual opportunities available to them) with the same motivating factors of envy, resentment, and control.
"Wow, my ex is such a fuckboy!"