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green baloon

When u have anal sex with a women and she squirt diareah all over your dick causing a green bubbly baloon.

Last night I had sex with Nicki and she had a green baloon i almost got solmenela!

by green baloon January 18, 2015


Artisan Greens

The term "Artisan Greens" has lately been showing up on restaurant and pub menus. e.g. "Artisan Green Salad" or as an ingredient "artisan greens, pumpkin seeds..." or in place of the word salad simply "Artisan Greens". The word is primarily used as an embellishment for the word "salad" by the restaurant industry. At some point in time, the price charged for salads could no longer be justified and the industry came up with "Artisan Greens". So now , for example, "Artisan Greens" is used to convince consumers that they are getting an artistic and gourmet specialty dish prepared by a master chef that is worth the exorbitant price charged. Also, the price charged for "Artisan Greens" is often written simply as a number without the dollar sign and without zeros. e.g. "Artisan Greens - 12". This further convinces people of the gourmet and artistic nature of the dish and obscures the actual price.

Patron: " Do you have a side salad I can order?"
Waitress: "I have Artisan Greens that you can order as a side dish for 12"

by Jazzcat60 October 18, 2018


Trees are green.

Follows a comment in person or online where the response has no related connection to the topic. Amplifying the non-relevance of the prior response with irrelevant additional comment.

It is a sentence. Trees are green. Read the definition.

My hair looks nice today”

Smh

by Kontinjent August 31, 2020


Green toenails

Green toenails, often referred to as just GT, is something you dont want to have. just... if you have it... you are... well, most likely a woman who likes painting her nails, and quite frankly, just no. Dont paint your nails green... stop doing it istg.

She has the gross Green Toenails...

by Azilla April 21, 2023


Green Dotting

When someone stalks another persons online status waiting for the green dot to appear and then forces interaction much to the dismay of the other person.

Nathan: I saw her green dot and IM’d her again. It was 2 am but she was clearly up.
Joyce: stop green dotting people when they wake up to pee, freak!

by janmas November 16, 2019


the green guy

A slang term for marijuana, yet used in a more specific term when your bud looks it was dipped in crystals.

"peep the green guy, this niggeh looks slammin'"
"look at this green. this shit will get us CAKED"

by thirdeyechakra July 11, 2006

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Green heat

A form of canabis in which the effects of inhalation of smoke induces a high unlike that of some dirt weed. In other words, the fire.

dude, I stopped by my guys house last night and picked up some green heat and have been danked up ever since.

by ben and hanan January 10, 2008