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internal handshake

The rare act of shaking hands with another man, within another mans anus. Requires at least 3 friends.

Adam had been gaping his arse hole for months so that James and Steve could perform
the elusive 'internal handshake'.

by James the bummer January 6, 2016


Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.

Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!

by Dump truck January 4, 2017


Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020


Ohio State Handshake

In the state of Wisconsin, namely the more urban Milwaukee area, it is the moment when you put the money in the dealer's hand during a handshake.

I looked at the shit and it's good so here's the Ohio State Handshake to seal the deal and I'll call you again later.

by Milwaukee's Favorite Son September 7, 2022


frenchmans handshake

When a man jerks another man off

He’s the kind of guy that prefers a Frenchmans handshake over a real one if you know what I’m saying

by ThatCrackerOverThere January 1, 2018


East Islip Handshake

A shot of jameson + a pint of Heineken. Homage to the Irish/Catholic roots of EI with the obvious touch of alcoholism.

Prime to be ordered at Fatty McGee’s.

(In honor of the Chicago handshake)

“Forget any of your worries from the work day and order an East Islip Handshake. Thank me later

by LFGM December 7, 2024


Tijuana Handshake

When a person dips his/her hand in the toilet and then proceed to give someone a handjob.

I got a Tijuana handshake last night at the stripclub.

by Señor el Noches July 18, 2018