hard tooter

A big ass.

aye, that chick has a hard tooter.

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hard-tail

a guitar without a whammy bar/vibrato bar.

Dammit, I can't play this song. My guitar's a hard-tail.

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qoo hard

To go really fucking hard.

qoo hard or qoo home my nigga!

this song qoo hard

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hard piper

Among weightlifters, one whose strength is admirable.

He did that clean and jerk so fast and smooth. He's one hard piper.

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Hardware Hard-on

Arousal as a result of placing your warm laptop on your lap.

"Tim, how did this happen? You're studying for your organic chemistry final. You shouldn't be aroused."
"I went to the couch to study. Now I have a hardware hard-on."

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hard off

noun

To experience something which turns one off or makes one lose sexual interest in the current situation.

antonyms:

hard on

Bro 1: Bro I was just watching these two chicks going at it but it was all downhill from there.

Bro2: Geez bro, that sounds great, what happened?

Bro1: One of them whipped out a dick, gave me a total hard off.

Bro2: Bonerkill and a half, man.

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hard knight

A very extreem person who is just too cool for words most often he rides a Motorcycle.

"Damn, Hans is a HARD KNIGHT"

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