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An aggressively sexual woman who will swoop down on unsuspecting man before he is even aware of an attack. She will start to gobble his cock mid-flight on the way back to her roost. This is similar to the method used by a bird of prey.
Not only is she thirsty, but she only likes men with visible innocence. A hawk scooping up baby rabbits.
Man One:
... well at least Frank is getting laid tonight. He picked up almost immediately. At the first bar too!
Man Two:
*Notices Frank's pickup*
Nah, that's Lauren. She's a regular Saturday night Cock Hawk. She definitely picked him up. Bet ya they wont even make it to the stall before she goes down.
Man One:
Damn... Well is she clean?
Man Two:
Not even a little. She'll probably get his whole softball team afterwards.
The hottest man alive…
PLEASE MARRY ME ETHAN
Me: “Ethan Hawke is so hot, I wanna marry him. I’ll be his controversially young girlfriend/wife.”
Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀
Me: Even better 😋🤤
Ways to make a man go crazy, it’s the action of spiting on a man private parts to make him go crazy
“Hawk tuhh” spit on that thing
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When you want to spit at someone over text you say HAWK TUHH.
Bro#1: "Dude did my girl just spit at me through text?"
Bro#2: "Yeah bro, she said HAWK TUHH she definitely spit at you."
A heavy, winter coat. Especially when used as protection against cold, bitter winds ("The Hawk"). First usage heard in Chicago in 60's.
"Man, that wind was bitin', I put on my hawk shield an' booked for the crib"
a retarded definition of "Hawk Tuah" designed to disguise as if the writer did not intentionally mean "Hawk Tuah."
That's why i cage my "hawk too."
The issue plaguing Tony Hawk, in which everyone knows who he is and what he has done, but nobody recognises his face.
"Tears of the Kingdom Link suffers from Tony Hawk Syndrome."