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A hipster ghetto is the neighborhood of a major city that all the hipsters seem to congregate in. Examples:
New York City - Williamsburg
Chicago - Wicker Park
Los Angeles - Silver Lake
Boston - Allston
Seattle - Capitol Hill
San Francisco - Mission District
Portland - anywhere...
Frat Bro Mike: Oy, let's go get wasted in Allston tonight.
Frat Bro Jake: Screw that man, it's a hipster ghetto.
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A person, usually among the young demographic, who consistently wears plaid shirts and skinny jeans. They go for the 'hipster look', however, they generally still listen to mainstream pop and hip-hop, which defeats the purpose of their efforts. (They may also listen to 'alternative' like Mumford and Sons or Death Cab for Cutie's new album). Mainstream Hipsters will generally group together to form their own clique of MHs, however, they can be spotted among other social groups occasionally.
Mainstream Hipster 1: "Omg, did you know that Ben Gibbard used to have this band called The Postal Service? Omg, that was like, so long ago."
MH 2: "No way! That's soo cool. Death Cab for Cutie is like, my FAVORITE. They're sooo hipster."
MH 1: "omg I know."
*real hipsters walk by, listening to Jinja Safari and Arctic Monkeys*
Real Hipster 1: "Wow, look at those Mainstream Hipsters."
Real Hipster 2: "Hipster fail."
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Someone who trolls with no real original thought or idea. An individual seeing countless others before him discuss or troll a topic and just doing the same to be cool or fit in with others.
When a forum gets over run by everyone trying to be that guy and troll.
OP: What do you think of these new dead stock nikes?
Hipster Troll: /funny image
HT2: /related unfunny image
HT3: /related unfunny image
can't use links so that example is out, but posting an image then having 10 other people do the same thing after the original poster posts.
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Someone who has a somewhat outward appearance of an emo, but listens to hipster/indie music. Whereas people expect they listen to Black Veil Brides or My Chemical Romance(I know they aren't necessarily emo but people seem to think they are) or some other screamo music, they actually listen to other music like Toro y Moi ,Future Islands, The Vaccines, The Wombats, Fleet Foxes, or TV on the Radio etc).
or basically a hipster with emo hair,who doesn't wear weird scarves,Gigantic Bill Cosby sweaters with leggings, beanies, weird white worn out nasty converses, wolf shirts, cardigans ,saggy knit hats, pointless glasses that do nothing, plaid shirts, or weird cut off baggy shirts with weird things on it.
Emo Girl : Did you get the new BVB cd?
Hipster Emo Girl: No, I don't really listen to that type of music.
Emo Girl: I thought you did! What do you listen to?
Hipster Emo Girl: I listen to Indie music. haha Why did you think I like "That" type of music?
Emo Girl:Oh ...really??....oh I guess it was your hair.
Hipster Emo Girl: Does having my hair like this make it necessary for me to like screamo?
Emo Girl: No, i was just saying...
(AWKWARD MOMENT)
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A medical phenomenon that occurs at Indie concerts, where the amount of hipsters present is not great enough to balance the acousticity of the music. Symptoms include a loss of enjoyment of music and constant worrying that this is the kind of show your mother would approve of.
As I walked into the coffeehouse, I noticed several teenagers severely afflicted with Hipster Deficiency. I prescribed tight-fitting clothing and vintage sunglasses, as well as a healthy dose of underground music on the spot.
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A wanna be curry usually made by white people because the only thing they can think of that is vegetarian is curry. It is spicy n salty and nothing else. When White people become vegetarian, hipster curry is the first thing they make, because of the way white people are raise, they only eat steak and vegetables in their households. They do not understand how curry is supposed to be made but make a disgusting mush anyway.
I do not want to eat hipster curry tonight in a co-op house, I'm going to Apple Bees
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Ever have a hard time telling if the man you see across the bar from you at your favorite artisan coffee house is a hispter, or gay?
Ever have a hard time telling if the woman listening to alternative music sitting on a park bench with her 30 year old bike next to her is a hipster, or gay?
Ever see people sitting around trying to distinguish those walking by: hipster, or gay?
A game commonly played by residents of urban settings, college campuses, and visitors to hipster enclaves. The right answer is never what you think it is.
"See that guy with the super tight jeans and the American Apparel deep v-neck tee? Is he a hipster, or is he gay?"
"See that girl with the turtle shell glasses with no lenses and four scarves? Is she a hipster, or is she a lesbian?"
"Is he really wearing a fedora, flannel, fingerless gloves, sunglasses, and sporting some very interesting facial hair? Hipster, or gay?
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