Finger horn

Using your finger to get your feet into a pair of dress shoes, when the shoe horn is backwards and you are hammered drunk.

Derek was so hammed his shoe horn was back wards so he had to resort the the double finger horn

to horn on

verb form of the word horny.

"bro, she's totally horning on you!"
"i think i'm about to horn on max idk tho ahaha"

horn beard

when ur beard gets horny and starts coppin og blowjs and yingering a butthole

oh shit did u guys see beard horn that grenade? he horn bearded the shit out of her

shampoo horn

when you jack off using soap/shampoo

i gave myself a shampoo horn in the shower

Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.

Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"

Horned Jake

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.

Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.

Trucker Horn

A Trucker Horn is The act of pulling on the balls twice during a blowjob causing the receiver to shout in pain mimicking the sound of a semi truck horn

Sally gave me a Trucker Horn last night and im still sore