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when you jack off using soap/shampoo
i gave myself a shampoo horn in the shower
Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:
"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"
Typically directed at middle-aged rockers wearing punk and/or heavy metal band t-shirts in public by younger fans who raise a hand with extended fore and pinky fingers, while the thumb and inner fingers are curled in. Sometime mistaken for a show of support for a Texas football team.
Dude was hobbling down the trail with a cane while wearing a Slayer T-shirt so I threw him some charity horns.
A Trucker Horn is The act of pulling on the balls twice during a blowjob causing the receiver to shout in pain mimicking the sound of a semi truck horn
Sally gave me a Trucker Horn last night and im still sore
Man: Eye watch Cape Horn
Woman: WHAT do you watch?
When 2 males are giving oral sex at the yacht club only in sperrys
Jacob Titus is getting a creamy horn in the corny from earl