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Wants to experiment with butt stuff but won’t admit it. Cares about his lifted Ford F350 more than you. Definitely a tit man. Eats a lot but never gains any weight. Keeps his money in a coffee can because he doesn’t trust banks. Thinks coffee is a hard drug but has a massive wang and shaves his pits
Damn my ass looks so phat in these tie dyed booty shorts…
Yeah you look like Ian when he worked at the gay club
The BEST boyfriend in the world. He will make you feel special and is very nice. He tells you he loves everyday. And when you smell your jacket after hugging him it's the best feeling in the entire world. Ian loves you very much but everyone tells you to break up with him. But you could never do that to the most perfect boy in the world
-Girl one: ew why is she dating Ian he's so ugly
- Girl two: Right!! he's also so annoying
-You: I literally don't care about what y'all are saying because i'll never break up with him.
Ian is the type of guy who screams a lot and is a furry. He has arse flakes and never shaves his unibrow.
Ian is funny but he look goofy sometimes i’m not gonna cap, but he usually has one girl he talks to and her name is prolly basic like bella or sum
Ian fine as hell but i think he a pedo
More powerful than Thanos himself. He once gave eternity a death stare and that universe imploded.
Hey, did Ian just create a new solar system?
Subject who smokes only weed from 2008.
Ian: Smoking this is like the time machine, back to 2008.