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interlocking bum spoons

a form of spooning where the couple lay top to tail, each on their side facing opposite ways, whilst interlocking bums in the middle of the bed.

Jess Riley decided to relax by engaging in interlocking bum spoons with her partner.

by sweetbabe2k9 January 21, 2009

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spoon-trap bastard

a.) the IDIOT who has a habit of leaving a spoon and/or concave utensils directly under the faucet in a sink so that water splashes on you when you turn it on

b.) someone who constantly tells jokes that he/she thinks are funny, but they aren't. Nope, instead their words are like trying to feed a baby with an empty spoon. Thats deep. I know.

Tim: "You DID IT AGAIN!!!!
Travis: "Did what?"
Tim: "You left the ice-cream scoop right under the faucet again!!"
Travis: "So...."
Tim: "I got water all over my shirt and the floor
you spoon-trap bastard!"

Tatianna: "Ugggggh Travis' stupid jokes are so awk when he's around all my friends"
Tim: "(mutters under breath) lil spoon-trap bastard"

by Dudewiththescoop April 22, 2010

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Dirty Spoon Rest

When a male is spooning with a female and drips pre-cum on her leg

I just wanted to spoon with him, and he ended up giving me a Dirty Spoon Rest.

by The Taxedermist January 15, 2012

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Alabama Spoon Cricket

A Nigger.

Yo, Tyrone! You is one dirty rotten Alabama spoon cricket!!

by Synonymous-Stan July 26, 2010

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hot gravy spoon

A hot gravy spoon is when two people (or more) upon completion of sex, without cleaning up the sex juices (gravy), proceed to spoon one another and fall asleep.

We had hot sex last night then afterwards, we spooned in our sex gravy. It was AWESOME! It was a hot gravy spoon, for sure!

by The Slam Hound Family April 19, 2010

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upside down spoon

the best warm up before sex, a perfect quiet night in, a PG name for the 69er, damn HOT oral sex for both parties at once

Sarah: "I'm bored, there's nothing on TV tonight"
Ryan: "How about we upside down spoon"
Sarah: "Sure!"

by r drizzle July 28, 2010

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West Side Spoons

West Side Spoons is a game which is played on the West Side (a place in which African American people are the primary residents). The game consists of driving around the West Side with a group of friends, and throwing spoons at African American people while yelling the "N" word. If you miss you have to go get the spoon. Its even better if you bring a black guy with you.

Group of stupid white kids: "Let's go play some West Side Spoons guys!!!, its not like we will get shot or anything"

Group of white kids: "Hey, you wanna go play some West Side Spoons?"

Group of unsuspecting sheltered children looking for some "badass" fun: "We don't know what that is but sure!!"

by childrenneedshoes. October 7, 2011

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