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A guy from Italian decent, has the food, family values, the good hair, good looks, and the romance. A low key Italian is the perfect guy because they don't have the many girlfriends, they want a relationship, and he knows how to treat a woman.
You should definitely go out with him! He's a low key Italian!
When a male ejaculates into someone else’s belly button and leaves it to marinate.
Yo, I just tried the Italian hot tub with my girl the other night. She dumped me dude.
The old women, and sometimes men, who sit and watch the neighborhood all day and fill you in on gossip and keep an eye out for shady characters
Oh, I'm not overly worried about someone messing with my bike, I've got the Italian security system
when you don’t want to send a picture to an Italian guy and he doesn't know how to quit when you ask him to.
These Italian guys asking for pictures will most likely suck at english. You have to put the **in italian accent** behind it because they wont understand it otherwise.
You probably have to repeat no around 6 times before you can use this method. Remember to only use this when all hope is lost.
“Send pic, baby”
“ no, I just got carrotted”
“Please send nice pic baby”
“Onononono no picture! **in Italian accent**”
When one is walking with microwaved pasta, trips and throws pasta all over ones wall
Stephen fell down the stairs with leftovers, leaving an Italian paint job for his mom to clean up
When you fuck someone in the ass and spunk on their back and splash your cock in the puddle. Only works on italians.
"italian noodle souping" is fun.
When you find a rock hard slice of pizza left overnight in the box and throw it at someone
Tony used all of my Drakkar Noir so I chucked an Italian throwing star at him