Jeans worn to try and demonstrate that the wearer has swag, and to attract the attention of the hottest girls around my showing how skinny they are and their ugly boxers. In reality they end up just being sagging, baggy jeans that no one can respect.
David: Hey Bibi, check out that dumbass over there with his ass hanging out the back of his swaggy jeans!
Bibi: Wow, could his pants hang down any lower? And what's the point of having a belt if it sags that much?
David: Right.
Bibi: I wish he would just go jump off a cliff.
A sexual act during the cowgirl position where the man secretly attaches a c4 onto their partner without them noticing. Then they proceed to call them an uber and watch the car explode from their window.
Mark: Yo what happened to that girl you were with last night?
Jack: She was hella toxic so I had to give her the Billy Jean!
Mark: That’s gnarly bro
when a girl seems to have the perfect, round, nice butt, though it may just be from her pants
Mat: she has a nice ass, id definitely grasp that
Me: heck yeah, it's definitely big but the shape may just be from jean support
Mat: true that
Big pp, big hair, big cerebrum, and chad
Yo is dat Jean. C. C
Yah bro, bros gonna lead the Tootsie march tomorrow
When a man where's skinny jeans and there's no way his nuts can breathe.
Johnny looked like he was uncomfortable in his no nut jeans.
Anti-Semitic term referring to Levi jeans.
A White nationalist asked for a boycott of Levi stores and their Jew jeans in response to their advocacy of civil rights positions.
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when you go to to BJs and get your fat cock sucked
"I went to BJs and got a great beverly jeans after my pizookie..."