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A yummalicious drink, commonly called Mountain Dew. Originated in Largo, Florida. It can implode your taste buds, use with caution.
I would like some delicious, exhilerating, extravagent cup of Jesus Pee.
A wooden baton used to beat a protester to a near death experience
I showed that protestor some hickory Jesus
Rifles equipped with Military Targeting scopes with bible verse serial numbers made by Trijicon
U.S Soldier: I just sent that terrorist to Allah using my new Jesus Rifle! God bless you, trijicon.com!
freaking awesome.
the act of jesus leaving and coming back
thats what he said.
yo homies, dis is your snoop dawg jesus brb.
An extreme Christian who insists on telling everyone around them how great they think jesus is. They also like telling you you're going to hell for...just about anything and everything you do.
Usually they Are in a cult "church"
Jesus jams- god music.
My aunt is a jesus jammer, she told my dad i was a lesbian and cried.
Hair (usually about shoulder-length) that is a combination of straight and wavy, but doesn't look that nice because you didn't bother to do anything to it. Looks similar to the hair jesus is portrayed to have when he's pictured as a white guy.
I was running late this morning so don't make fun of me, I'm just gonna sport the jesus hair
When someone covers their finger in superglue, and then covers it in cocaine, and fingers someone. The fingeree instantly hits the G-spot.
Midway through intercourse:
Man: One second, babe!
Random girl:Okay...
Man: SHU-LAAH!
Girl: *Instant orgasm*
Other guy: Woah! Jesus Finger! Where's my camera?