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The word you say when you are surprised, and try to be funny to play off the fact that the supriser scared the crap out of you.
"Boo!"
"Oh Jizz!"
"Ha ha ha ha"
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When you jizz further than ever - to infinity and beyond.
I pulled out and it flew beyond her face and hit the back wall. It was a full jizz lightyear!
The pompous spew of an overeducated, self-righteous brainiac.
Dude, that quantum existential fartknocker is jacking some serious cerebral jizz.
A shot made with Rumchata and Fireball
I would like a shot of Santa Jizz please
Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,
2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey
3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.
4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.
“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.
A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.
Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.
A person who likes cum a bit too much..
Carl: Yo bro i just came all over my wall
Josh: Bro you are such a jizz monkey