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A book job is, quite simply, fellatio in which one member of the act is also reading a book. A book job is also known as literahead.
Person 1 - "Awww man, I can't wait for tonight, my girl's gonna be giving me a book job."
Person 2 - "Sweet, what are you gonna be reading?"
Person 1 - "I thought parts of 1984 would be appropriate."
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A sexual act by a woman to a man that uses excess skin to mimic the act of vaginal intercourse.
She's kinda fat and doedn't want to lose her virginity so she gives me fold jobs all the time.
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A job that is so easy, a chimpanzee could do it.
Man, I 'm tired of trying to achieve, all I want now is a Bonzo job!
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A clever portmanteau of "Well Done" and "Good Job" that conveys being befuddled but still wanting to congratulate quickly. Generally considered to be classier than it's inverse "Good Done".
"Hey, I just found a penny from 1932!"
"Uh, well job?"
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A blow job received on a bus. See also wild and crazy bus sex
Britney gave Mike a bus job during the class trip to Baltimore.
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Receiving a blow job, while taking a shit, while in the woods, possibly while camping.
While on a camping trip I had to take this huge shit, however this chick wanted my nuts, so she gave me a bear job in thw woods.
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