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Kelly

Kelly is the second largest mammal to ever exist.

Kelly is the best husband to any man and gives his partner all of his needs and desires. However he only has a 3 inch cock.

Kelly is the greatest husband to ever exist

by ITSMEJELLY November 23, 2021


Kelly

Kelly just discovered boba tea. She won't stop telling people how "cultured" she is. She's not racist. She has a black friend of a friend's cousin.

Q: Which Kelly?

A: The one in the Patagonia jacket who only dates white guys.
Q: Which Kelly?

by Anonymouskelly February 13, 2022


Kelly

Ugly and bratty

ew she’s so ugly, her name must be Kelly’

by Taylor wickenson November 22, 2021


Kelly

What my E.L.A. teacher calls me (because my first name starts with a K and my last name has "elly" in it) even though my name is literally Katie

"Hey, Kelly, did you submit your essay."

by ewlbjgm w'qg2p January 6, 2020


kelly

is the main character and smells really nice. is real straight up and can tell people to shut the f up because gaf. has a gaf attitude and couldn’t give a single f about anyone. is very family orientated and will put family first. is the most stubborn person u will meet, if u annoy her once she will cut you out of her life because gaf.

kelly is so sexy

by Serjsuckscock November 23, 2021


Kelly harwood

A person who is so attractive even gay people get a boner when they see her

My cock ripped out of my trousers when I saw Kelly harwood

by Monkeymalpracticelover December 11, 2023


kelly rutherford

hottest blondie ever. knows what the fuck to say for your heart to feel whole again.

kelly rutherford healed my life

by itsflo April 18, 2020