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A blue eyed handsome fella with a dong a mile long!
Your so Kevin Torren
When you see kevin and you gasp in sheer awe of his massive, incredidbly shiny forehead.
Guy 1: Oh shit what's that light coming from over there? Is the sun coming up at 11pm at night?!??
Guy 2: nah it's just kevin
Guy 1: Kevin woah!
Can also be extended depending on the size and shininess of Kevin's forehead
Ex. Upon being blinded by kevin's forehead: Kevin woooooaaaaaahhhhh
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The bassist and background vocalist for Irish indie band Two Door Cinema Club. He is known for his trademark hipster glasses and muzzy beard. He is also the sexiest member of the trio.
Damn, Kevin Baird is the sexiest man alive.
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AKA Mr. Britney Spears
One of the many reasons American society is deteriorating. He's a role model for lazy pricks everywhere who don't know the meaning of hard work but want success anyway. The product of a generation that's lost its soul. God help us if our future is going to be led by people like him.
Kevin Federline: Magic mirror, how can I look like a douchebag today?
Mirror: Well Kevin, um first of all, I would say don't shave and don't shower.
Kevin: Ok, I won't.
Mirror: And you just got out of bed, right?
Kevin: Yeah.
Mirror: Uh, I would say just go ahead and wear that tank top all day.
Kevin: Um...ok.
Mirror: So let's see, we covered the hygiene, no collared shirts... um... oh! Don't forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
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Useless husband of britney spears. Doesnt care about his kids or wife as he goes out partying and picking up other women. Sponges off Britney for her fame and money. Also thinks he can rap. haha!
kevin federline came from a trailer
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Widely known bum of Suffolk county/ great actor. Tends to not bath but is liked all the better that way. Hes played in great movies like, West Islip Legend, and many more. Hes known for his great quotes and for answering the phones at 7-eleven.
I walked into 7-eleven the other day and saw Kevin the Bum buttering the rolls. Last time I get one of those things!
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a gargantuan snake for a cock
While drying off in the locker room, I didn't appreciate dude dragging his Kevin Willis across my feet ...