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"Why does he always have women, he's a skinny little fucker?"
"Because he's king of feasts, dude."
What Christians and any cool person says
Jesus is King
Hai
An Irish man with a red beard who controls every fetus in the world, he summons them and decides their fate as a human being. If the fetus is not right he will eat it right away. He also enjoys fucking the fetus if he's up to it.
Doctor: Im terribly sorry but i have some bad news
Parents: What is it Doctor!
Doctor: Your baby was visited by the Fetus King during the night and is no more.
The fag who thinks idling in an IRC channel is harrasing.
king kahuna: OMGOMGOMOGOMG HARASSERS YOU SPAMMED MY FORUMS!!!
this bitch is mother fucking dope as hell and is the hand of fucking god has a huge ass penis and gets all the girls
carson king is dope as hell.
The weeaboo king former otaku is a very strong force to be reckoned with for he has all naruto mangas and is not afraid to tell someone about it . if threater he will attemp to throw a ninja star and will call you a feminist. Also the weeaboo king oscar can get triggered by calling him a piece of shit weeaboo . he is always angry because he knows his waifu is shit.
Weeaboo king is powerfull
When your cell phone malfunctions and accidentally sends the same text message twice so it appears as if you're stuttering with each message you send only you have no way of preventing it. (without the help of Geoffrey Rush)
I've been called Colin Firth by my peers since my cell phone stutters out each text message I send ala The King's Speech.