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"Why does he always have women, he's a skinny little fucker?"
"Because he's king of feasts, dude."
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Built on a bog in the sleepy sountryside near the shit hole of Banbury
Once you move there you never leave
The residents have evolved to have webbed feet so that they can swim around in their frequently flooded shit hole
Inbreeding is not uncommon
did you hear that king sutton CSI has been cancelled? there are no dental records and all the DNA is the same!!
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An Irish man with a red beard who controls every fetus in the world, he summons them and decides their fate as a human being. If the fetus is not right he will eat it right away. He also enjoys fucking the fetus if he's up to it.
Doctor: Im terribly sorry but i have some bad news
Parents: What is it Doctor!
Doctor: Your baby was visited by the Fetus King during the night and is no more.
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The fag who thinks idling in an IRC channel is harrasing.
king kahuna: OMGOMGOMOGOMG HARASSERS YOU SPAMMED MY FORUMS!!!
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Punjab Kings is a franchise playing in Indian Premier League. They deserved to win 2014 IPL for being best team in 2014. It is captained by Klassy Indian opener and coached by best Indian coach. Majority of it's players and staff are ex RCBians.
Punjab Kings have better head to head record against Royal Challengers Bangalore
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The weeaboo king former otaku is a very strong force to be reckoned with for he has all naruto mangas and is not afraid to tell someone about it . if threater he will attemp to throw a ninja star and will call you a feminist. Also the weeaboo king oscar can get triggered by calling him a piece of shit weeaboo . he is always angry because he knows his waifu is shit.
Weeaboo king is powerfull
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When your cell phone malfunctions and accidentally sends the same text message twice so it appears as if you're stuttering with each message you send only you have no way of preventing it. (without the help of Geoffrey Rush)
I've been called Colin Firth by my peers since my cell phone stutters out each text message I send ala The King's Speech.
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