Illicit lit

A creative nonfiction writer's term for those who are fanfiction writers who get celebrated and urinate on those in original fiction trying to gain a readership or those who had introduced creative nonfiction to indie publications. It's up there with busting a fabulist or authors who get their journalistic sources from Fandom_Wank.

The Queen of Gargoyle Fanfic had been producing illicit lit since the mid-1990s. Along with her peetards shit on a piece that made waves since 2002 that's the creative nonfiction successor to The Tell-Tale Heart.

Crack-lit

A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget

Hey, look at that dumb crack-lit lets break his legs

Lit Lobsters

Noun; Islanders mixed with Asian blood that, when intoxicated, have a bad Asian Glow that is very noticeable and can at times be annoying when people constantly bring it up.

Prim: "I think this beer is starting to turn me red pretty quick"
Chelu: "Prim me too lmaoo"
Par: "ITS THE LIT LOBSTERS"

lit as a pinecone

When you are so lit you just say random shit and fuck a limp dick

Tina was as lit as a pinecone

lit af boy

used to describe a party

it's lit af boyyyyyyyyyy

Lit-holed

When someone is gaslit to the point that their original assertion has been memory holed.

John repeatedly denied Janes assertion that he said something abusive so many times that Jane was lit-holed into doubting her memory instead of dealing with the original assertion of abuse.

lit saber

A cool lightsaber that is non exists because of memes!!!!?!??..!?!

I have no lit saber