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The idea that any person who has the ability to sleep for an extended period of time will be interrupted by external events that cause you to have a shortened sleep schedule.
My Psych professor taught me about Lauren's Theory today, and it seems to explain why so many people don't receive 8 hours of sleep.
A slag who looses her virginity to her 17 year old cousin on a train track and stinks of BO
Lauren pawlick gets fucked by her cousin everyday
The best couple you'll ever meet. They're such a good couple, other couples come for advice from them. Their sex life is fantastic and so is everything else. He's too big and she's too small but they make it work. They're so funny, and can make you smile any day of the week. They're both talented musically, he drums and she sings. They can do anything they put their minds too as long as they're together.
Is that Ian and Lauren? Theyre so happy and perfect for each other!
A bitch that just minds her business. I mean like literally…she’s a business major.
Lauren Comeaux saw someone get hut by a car and kept walking.
A cute as fuck person. Like seriously how is this person my girlfriend? I'm really confused, how the fuck? If you ever get a Lauren, never fucking break up with them. EVER!! If you do, you're missing a massive opportunity.
Alex: Wow, Lauren's cute.
Beckie: No, they're mine! Back off you horny gay bitch!
Alex: If you guys ever gonna break up, I'm gonna still them from you.
Beckie: NOOOOOOO!!!
A stupid little butt. Has a 1 inch dick (with boner). Stupid B-tech Ninja haircut. Bad at Fortnite BR.
"Im sorry bro... but youre acting like a real laurens"
"uh oh. Sorry"