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A typo in an e-mail by me and as heard on Chicago’s Mancow Morning Madhouse 5/26/06: “laugh out load" aka “laugh out loud"
Could be misconstrued as something sexual or to burst out in laughter.
Laugh out load is the new LOL.
“Wow Jason, that was a killer “laugh out load”.
I am “laughing out load”
I “laughed out a load”
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pc load letter: 1. to destroy or dismantle, usu. violently, a printer or copier of any type, generally in response to repeated errors that cannot be explained. 2. to beat up, verbally or physically, poss. as a result of repeated failures or errors in judgement.
1. Bill: This printer keeps giving me that "PAPER JAM" error. I've pulled the ink, opened it up and checked all the blue and green levers. What gives?
Bob: No sweat. If that mothertrucker doesn't fix itself in the next 5 minutes, I know a guy at the loading ramps out back that will go totally pc load letter on it, no questions asked, and then we can requisition a new one from supply.
Bill: Right Bob, that'll work. It'll only take about 10 months for them to get us a new one. Good idea. You fucking cheesedick. I always hated you.
2. Sally: Hey Vince, what happened to your eye? Looks like you've been fighting with dolphins over at Sea World. That, or did your new girlfriend not appreciate the true meaning of your new tatoo?
Vince: Ah, shut the hell up, Sally. She digs the tat. Everybody likes Iron Crosses. Their classic understated elegance can't be denied. No, Bill and Bob got into a scuffle yesterday over some bullshit with the HP printer, a guy from supply tried to help, and they both jumped him. When I tried to break it up, they executed a joint pc load letter on my face, then took me to the men's room and showed me things no man should ever be shown. Let us never speak of this again.
Sally: You know, Vince, when you started working here at the airport, I figured I'd give you the benefit of the doubt, despite your obvious lack of fashion sense. And yet you persist in telling me these lies. Bill and Bob would never attack anyone from supply. The entire department is run by a Filipino Mafia. You attack one, and they come out of the woodwork when you're alone, and show you what Manila is really all about. Now, go get your shinebox, my boots need polishing.
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Some kind of shit coming out of a dick.
Tastes like cinnamon.
"That was a god damn massive shit load of cum in my mums mouth, dude."
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Throwing all dirty clothes, towels, socks, regardless of colors and put washer on COLD. Throw an extra few wash minutes as you smash it in the front loader. Add detergent and fabric softener and hope for the best.
I am doing a 3 loads to 1 load conversion. Fukkit , doing a bachelor laundry load.
I have been free ballin' for a week, I need to do a bachelor laundry load with drawzzz in it for sure.
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Ejaculate that is deposited in or on a Christian pastor, priest, deacon, saint, usher, choir singer, Bible scholar, Sunday school teacher, bishop, cardinal, pope, nun, or worship leader.
I really shouldn't be fucking my pastor, but I love shooting my Da Vinci Load all over his face.
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when a wall of cloud cross the sky, soon to produce skyload
“man, check out that load bearing cloud.”
“i know dude, it definitely looks like we’re in for some skyload tonight”
“dad what is that big ominous cloud covering the sky?”
“that’s a load bearing cloud, son. i reckon it’s gonna shower us with load here within the hour”
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It means "cum"
I wanna cum inside you
I want to spray my load on you.
I already sprayed my load when I was at home.
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