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Due to iron content in blood, performing cunnilingus on a menstrating woman can leave a metal like taste in the mouth. Note that this phenomenon sometimes manifests itself even if no sign of blood can be seen.
After a wild a crazy night with your sister, I woke up with metal mouth.
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1)The resulting hybrid of proper old metal bands and contempory talentless losers. The ability to sing or play instruments well is not considered to be an important issue, so long as the frontman (usually a man) can scream loudly and wear halloween masks on stage (most likey as they are ashamed to show their faces because they know their 'music' stinks). The bands themselves are also aware that they lack lyrical talent, and so scream inaudiable words in the hope that no one actually hears their pretentious ramblings regarding suicide and hating the world.
2)Such bands tend to attract an array of 'rebellious' youth, aging between 8 and 15. However, Nu Metal can also be listened to by older people, who sadly failed to outgrow it. Nu Metal tends to be a phase in a person's life that will come to an abrupt end, when it is discovered that ones parents are no longer shocked by its irratingly pretentious content, and/or it is no longer considered 'cool' amongst ones peers.
NU METAL BAND: "FUCK YOU, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL! SLIT MY WRISTS AND THEN SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT NEXT! I FUCKING HATE THE WORLD!! *screams*
NU METAL KID: "this is fucking great innit!"
ME: "no"...*pulls out revolver*... BANG!
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all metal put into your mouth by the ortho, which displays public humiliation, annoyence to the mouth, over load on spit, voice change, and pain to the point where eating is a negative.
"metal mouth loser!"
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Avril Lavigne and similar artists.
Like omg, Avril is soo hardcore. Have you heard some of her killer riffs lately?
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Nu metal is the logical evolution of the metal of the 80's. It is just the classicfication for those groups who couldn't decide between the Backstreet Boys and Metallica so they created a bastardized version of both.
That having been said, nu metal is the logical progression of music, that all those products of the 80's and regressionists out their like to scapegoat because, let's face it, Twisted Sister and Iron Maiden went the way of the dodo and they're still pissed. Here's a newsflash: Alice is gone and Slipknot is here. I don't care if you like it, but deal with it. Go into a dark room, put on your Stryper and leave the people who want to move on with their musical lives alone.
Here's another thought for you, the Eagles fans hated it when Metallica came around. They said it was a perversion of their music. You're just a natural repeat of a needless anger.
Nu metal may not be old metal, but it is here to stay. Move on with your life.
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The state of being that results after an individual has become SUCH a heavy metal fan, that they lose their sense of reality. Their entire life becomes a "Metalfest" of just sitting in their apartment or parent's basement and headbanging to any form of heavy metal all day long.
"Hey, have you seen jake?"
"Nah, I think he was up all night watching Headbanger's Ball and listening to Rammstein."
"Damn man, that guy is just metally retarded."
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Years from now, people will look back and smile in fond recollection of the nu-metal songs they used to sing in the playground when they were five years old.
Mummy, I can't sleep without my Linkin Park CD playing. Where's my teddy bear gone? Where's Chester? Mummy..?
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