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When you wrap your dick in a tortilla and she start sucking while moaning chop choo!
That shit was crazy how she do that Mexican railroad .
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When you surprise a girl by having your soft dick in a taco shell waiting for her. When she see's it you get hard, breaking (Hulking out of) the taco shell.
Molly made tacos last night so I surprised her after with the Mexican Hulk.
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Someone who works extremely hard but still amounts to nothing
Dad: is it my fault uncle has decided to be a professional Mexican.
Mom: he’s not a professional Mexican, he’s our son
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When a fire fighter works a day of overtime, and then calls in sick on their next shift.
Julio likes to work overtime but he always follows it up with a mexican kelly.
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A mexican sunrise sees you shitting on the toilet first thing in the morning, usually with a burning asshole
Boy, I had a real Mexican Sunrise after eating all that Tabasco pepperoni!
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when a female OR male takes about 8 mexican cocks cumming on his/her face during an orgy
Aubrey got Mexican Bukkake last nite...wut a fag
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A beverage created when one ejaculates into a container of beer (preferably Mexican beer), causing bits to float on top.
Last night Jim made a Mexican iceburg for his girlfriend, it's her favorite drink.
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