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Mexican Hotbox

When the driver of a vehicle lets a beefy fart, then locks the windows, forcing the other occupants to marinate in the aroma

"Why is that guy in the backseat gagging and trying to break the window out?" "See the driver laughing? Dude just pulled a Mexican hotbox"

by Baloo76 May 18, 2014


Mexican Starfish

When you cook a meal for your girlfriend using red-hot chilli pepper and chop it up without wearing any gloves, then despite washing your hands thoroughly - when you slip her a cheeky finger later that night whilst making love, she gets a strong burning sensation in her anus.

I cooked her a delicious meal, then accidentally gave her a Mexican Starfish so she dumped me.

by Perturbation April 26, 2019


professional Mexican

Someone who works extremely hard but still amounts to nothing

Dad: is it my fault uncle has decided to be a professional Mexican.
Mom: he’s not a professional Mexican, he’s our son

by πŸ‘πŸ†πŸ‘πŸ†πŸ‘πŸ†πŸ‘πŸ†πŸ‘πŸ†πŸ‘πŸ†πŸ‘πŸ†πŸ‘ October 20, 2020


Mexican Kelly

When a fire fighter works a day of overtime, and then calls in sick on their next shift.

Julio likes to work overtime but he always follows it up with a mexican kelly.

by Turk 182 July 20, 2008


mexican sunrise

A mexican sunrise sees you shitting on the toilet first thing in the morning, usually with a burning asshole

Boy, I had a real Mexican Sunrise after eating all that Tabasco pepperoni!

by Tony Aroma December 25, 2003


Mexican Bukkake

when a female OR male takes about 8 mexican cocks cumming on his/her face during an orgy

Aubrey got Mexican Bukkake last nite...wut a fag

by Branden Warner August 15, 2006


Mexican Mattress

When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast

Dude I did a mexican mattress at home yesterday, I was so freakin' stoned

by The Dragon Lung January 12, 2009