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When the driver of a vehicle lets a beefy fart, then locks the windows, forcing the other occupants to marinate in the aroma
"Why is that guy in the backseat gagging and trying to break the window out?" "See the driver laughing? Dude just pulled a Mexican hotbox"
When you cook a meal for your girlfriend using red-hot chilli pepper and chop it up without wearing any gloves, then despite washing your hands thoroughly - when you slip her a cheeky finger later that night whilst making love, she gets a strong burning sensation in her anus.
I cooked her a delicious meal, then accidentally gave her a Mexican Starfish so she dumped me.
Someone who works extremely hard but still amounts to nothing
Dad: is it my fault uncle has decided to be a professional Mexican.
Mom: he’s not a professional Mexican, he’s our son
When a fire fighter works a day of overtime, and then calls in sick on their next shift.
Julio likes to work overtime but he always follows it up with a mexican kelly.
A mexican sunrise sees you shitting on the toilet first thing in the morning, usually with a burning asshole
Boy, I had a real Mexican Sunrise after eating all that Tabasco pepperoni!
when a female OR male takes about 8 mexican cocks cumming on his/her face during an orgy
Aubrey got Mexican Bukkake last nite...wut a fag
When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast
Dude I did a mexican mattress at home yesterday, I was so freakin' stoned