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When you cook a meal for your girlfriend using red-hot chilli pepper and chop it up without wearing any gloves, then despite washing your hands thoroughly - when you slip her a cheeky finger later that night whilst making love, she gets a strong burning sensation in her anus.
I cooked her a delicious meal, then accidentally gave her a Mexican Starfish so she dumped me.
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When the driver of a vehicle lets a beefy fart, then locks the windows, forcing the other occupants to marinate in the aroma
"Why is that guy in the backseat gagging and trying to break the window out?" "See the driver laughing? Dude just pulled a Mexican hotbox"
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The art of getting ones dick sucked (preferably from a Canadian) while simultaneously having ones asshole sucked (preferably from a Mexican).
Canada was chugging my cock when all of the sudden I heard a knock at the door. Manuel barged in and began to suck my asshole with an airtight seal. At first I was confused, but soon I gently placed my hands on top of Canada's and Manuel's head, I smiled and whispered "Mexican Siphon".
blow job rim job mexican canada siphon
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When you wrap your dick in a tortilla and she start sucking while moaning chop choo!
That shit was crazy how she do that Mexican railroad .
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When a fire fighter works a day of overtime, and then calls in sick on their next shift.
Julio likes to work overtime but he always follows it up with a mexican kelly.
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A mexican sunrise sees you shitting on the toilet first thing in the morning, usually with a burning asshole
Boy, I had a real Mexican Sunrise after eating all that Tabasco pepperoni!
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when a female OR male takes about 8 mexican cocks cumming on his/her face during an orgy
Aubrey got Mexican Bukkake last nite...wut a fag
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