Butthole Milk

The semen that leaks out of an anus after anal sex.

After cumming inside someones anus, the semen that leaks out is known as butthole milk.

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Magic Milk

The milk that spurts fourth from your magical love tunnel upon climax. It often easily mistaken for hair gel. When applied to your partners face, it can be the perfect way to end a date. Try to avoid exposure to the eyes, unless your into that kinda shit.

"Your mom offered me breakfast today so I rewarded her with a nose full of magic milk."

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Panty Milk

Something that is so awesome, it causes a lady boner.

The result of something awesome.

I took a bite into a Chipotle burrito, and it was sheer panty milk.

Something about his cologne just lingered through my nose into my soul, latched on in my heart, and dragged my body into his arms. I swear we should name that cologne Panty Milk.

When I was stressing about a bill, my husband informed me that he already paid it. He totally milked my panties with that.

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cereal milk

the milk remaining after a delicious bowl of cereal

Question: What is your favorite type of cereal milk?
Answer: I like Coco Puffs cereal milk

"Today, for breakfast I ate some trix. The cereal milk was quite good."

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Rat milk

Not milk at low resolution.

Guy 1: Hey, is that rat milk or not milk?
Guy 2: By GOD! I cannot tell!

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getting milk

Something you did 15 years ago and haven't came back since.

Guy1. Wheres you dad.
Guy2. getting milk from the local convenience store.
Guy1. Bro that was 15 years ago. You got to let it go.

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Cat Milk

The vaginal juice a woman exretes when you perform oral sex on her (because you lap the milk up like a cat).

I got some good cat milk last night

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