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When a man with a large member engages in intercourse with a hot petite female who is willing to take it in all holes.
"See that little bitch over there? We did the monster mash last weekend and she's still limping."
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noun. An unattractive woman with an unpleasant personality. A woman void of attractive characteristics.
My boss looks like an overweight troll doll that has been in the dryer with a dead dog for several days and she openly hates gay people. She is a cunt monster.
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Someone who defends or protects massive or unruly pets.
Chuck: "Did you see that dude at the park with the huge Roti?"
P.B.: "Yup, he had tons of gear to control that MoFo, case he went apeshit on the
other poor unsuspecting pups there."
Chuck: "I know eh, the guy must me a "monster minder".
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An arrogant and ignorant person who believes every inch of the United States that's not within 300 miles of the ocean is desolate wasteland.
Like a typical coast monster, Nathan had never been further inland than Sacramento.
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When you know someone has a specific problem and you try to offer them advice to fix it, but they only persist in putting even more energy into the problem. Therefore, the problem grows in size.
You know that she is obsessed with you and you say that you have no feelings for her, so why would you continue to feed the monster by constantly hanging out with her.
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Someone who is able to tear the sleeves off a shirt with ease, grace, and power.
"I wish I could show off my massive biceps but these sleeves keep covering the goods."
"You should call the Sleeve Monster, George. He crushes it every time!"
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