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A large gay man who is muscular and kind. Typically with little body hair.
Jeff is such a muscle muffin.
A alien of a cute starfish-like appearance that kills its prey by cuddling it (suffocating it with its tentacles).
Person 1: Did you hear? Cuddle Muffins are invading Earth
Person 2: That doesn't sound bad at all
Person 1: *gets cudlled by a Cuddle Muffin*
Person 2: Oh...
Obtaining sexual pleasure from sitting on ones face.
Cortnie scuttle muffin jacks face.
When excess neck fat spills over the top of a dress shirt acquired more than 20 pounds ago. Related words: Muffin Top & Turkey Neck
John Goodman has a muffin neck.
Verb; a jerk circle where the males involved all proceed to masturbate upon said muffin, the last one to cum on the muffin must eat it.
Man 1- "Hey did you make it to that muffin jerk last night?"
Man 2- "No i couldn't but ill go to the next one!"
Man 1- "Awesome"
For when the turtle won't do and you only have one hand to symbolise an awkward moment.
A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
"Have you guys heard of the awkward muffin?"
"No."
"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."
-similiar to the term "schnookums" but with a more realistic spin
-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
What shall I ever do without my cookie muffin?