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The crust off of nasty nipples
I didn't wear a bra in your shirt, because you told me to save those nipple flakes for later
That creepy guy who lives next to you in your low income neighborhood. Usually found watching your kids from his window without a shirt. We don’t about the rest of his clothes because he is behind a window. Gains the confidence when you’re gone to offer your small children beverages such as cider
Person 1: dude who’s that watching my kids from his window?
Person 2: don’t worry dude that’s cider nipples, he’s always there!!!!
When a mans only hair on his chest is surrounded by his nipples.
Ew, that guy from the bar last night had totes forest nipples.
A woman that will not show her breast to anything on the earth and they will stay covered forever
Guy: Aye girl let me see them tits.
Girl: No you are not allowed to see my tits.
Guy: Man bitch you be a nipple hoarder
a drink made from mixing whiskey and milk
"man all I have is whiskey and milk"
"that's cool dude, i'll have a rusty nipple"
When you're attempting to make food while your hands are preoccupied, and you frantically attempt to fry various dishes by taping pre-fried food to your nipples.
(At a Carnival)
Person 1: Did you get your corndog?
Person 2: Yeah, the cook seemed pretty stressed so he preformed a frying nipple.
Person 1: What a legend.
When your a bit of wet skin is sticking out of your arse hole
Ew you have a nipple bum