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"Ong No Cap" means on God I'm not lying
Taehyung:you like jimin
Jungkook:I don't ong no cap
When you’re giving a foot job and your buddy pisses on your feet but then you realize you got piss on your massive balls.
Whoa did this golden shower foot job just turn into a toe cap Steve??
Something someone says after typing a sentence in Caps Lock.
I SAID CAN WE GET SOME GRAPES. Sorry for caps
the thing eminem wrote his autograph on for MGK's daughter in killshot and for stans little brother in stan
and here's an autograph for your brother, i wrote it on a starter cap
to shoot a gun, that is to 'peel' a cap from the chamber or clip.
I'ma peel a cap off at this bitch
or
I'm gonna peel a nigga cap.
People who use this phrase is lying to you most likely.
They're over dramatizing the initial incident.
Cringy tweet: no nigga can touch my girl , cuz ion have a girl
Person 2: On god no cap !!!
Person 2 has 300 girls after him before he post that.
Person 2 is a fuckboy
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A sexual act based of the infamous Houdini, where A man takes a partner in the doggie-style postion facing the foot of the bed. At climax the man pulls out pretends to ejaculate by spitting on the partner's back whilst really ejaculating on the partner's pillow. After ejaculation commences, the man must look at his preferred time keeping device and declare that it is mighty late and that they must carry on home in order to prepare for the upcoming day.
After the man leaves, their partner will inevitably go through their night time pre-slumber grooming ritual, After which, they will retire to their bed where, when they lay down and place their head on their pillow... Boom, the Night Cap.
Douche1, "Last night I pulled the Night Cap on my girl."
Douche2, "She must have been pissed when her hair became slightly gelatinized by your stealth load."
Docuhe1, "Sure thing."