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Urban dictionary names are a type of definition you see on urban dictionary. Urban dictionary name entries comprise of 3 different types of definitions.
1. Somebody really gay and insecure sucking themselves off by posting their name and talking about how they're some kind of fucking superhero who everyone loves.
2. Somebody super horny or "in love" writing only the top dollar compliments for whoever they have romantic interests in or are in a relationship with or whatever.
3. Somebody who either got rejected by their crush or straight up just fucking hates someone writing scathing insults about them.
Overall these entries are really fucking dumb and only the cream of the crop of fedora-tipping redditors make these.
Urban dictionary names ex. 1: joe is a guy everyone loves. He's like a patrick bateman andrew tate sigma male top G and he has a giant cock that he fucks thousands of women with. He's very humble and charitable and he has an 18 pack abs. He can't even go outside because every time he does tons of women mob him to suck his 20 ft. long cock and give him money as an appreciation of his good deeds. People bow down when joe comes in the room because of how cool he is. God I love eating big fucking hippo turds.
Ex. 2: jenny is basically the most sexy and beautiful woman to ever exist. She's like if Marilyn Monroe and Cleopatra fucked and she never brags about her beauty. She's very amazing and sweet and I'd be blessed if she notices me. She's definitely attracted to me, I swear. Maybe she'll notice my neckbeard r/athiesm incel ass if i write this gay definition of her name on urban dictionary. God bless me with the sight of her holy majesty again. Oh boy do I love touching six year old girls. Please notice me or I'll kill my dog, jenny.
Ex. 3: Dan is a bag of shit asshole who is dating another pig bitch named anna . I wanna throw a monkey wrench at him and tear off his toenails with a pair of rusty tongs. I wanna wipe his ass off the face of the earth. He has a 1.5 inch dick and probably likes eating shit. His pathetic little ass could never compare to my divine greatness. He's even worse than hitler, pol pot, and Stalin. Fuck you dan, I hate you. Come back, anna. Please.
Typically used by egotistical fucks that are so unoriginal they have to use their own name to talk about how they are the second coming of Christ and give the best hugs.
Dan:Did you see the definition of Urban Dictionary Name forDan on Urban Dictionary Tom?
Tom:Shut the fuck up Dan you posted that you egotistical retard.
She is a amazing friend who is outgoing and will do anything for her bros. She is not afraid to voice her opinion, and will stand up to anyone no matter what. She is smart but swears she’s not. Will cheer you in every situation and her laugh is contagious.
Abby: the girl name London is such a good name
May: I know right
Used when someone does or says something really stupid. Widely used in NJ.
Derived from when a student responded to a question about immigrating to the NJ suburbs from Brooklyn, to which the student responded "My Name is Brooke"
Person 1: The integral of sinx is cosx
Person 2: No it's -cosx
Person 1: Oh fuck
Person 2: Your name is actually Brooke
Person 1: Oh fuck my name is brooke
im thinking about rory all the time and i just want to tell her how much i love her but at the same time i feel so stuck in a position where itd get awkward and she might push me away so im scared and cant defend myself from that happening i love rory so much id love to talk about her every second and i just wish i was with her everyday i want to talk to her more and hear her voice a lot id be so happy hearing her rant about random little things im probably gonna end up writing a note about a girl i once loved named rory and she was the one i wanted to marry and have arguments like a married couple and sleep beside each other but its just my imagination and i hope that i get to see her soon before its too late and one of us get left behind. i feel like shes the special someone to me and that person id love to get matching rings with i want her to know how appreciated she is by me and i want her to appreciate herself just like i do. i like rory a lot like a lot. i love her so much and her being that special someone to me makes me the happiest. just seeing her gorgeous smile makes me blush so much. id love writing notes with cute little fonts and saying how much i appreciate this girl. shes so amazing and she makes me smile so bright. i’m glad that rory was the person who helped me up and fix the part where i wasnt loved anymore, i love rory so much. Rory had held my hands slowly as my tears start falling, just how i slowly fell for her.
Rory (girl name)
Akari: I did it, I finally won.
Rory: I’m happy you did.
Akari: I love you.
The best most op meme on the planet or should I say the universe.
1:Whats your name
2:My name Jeff
1:your the best
It is II. I googled it. Just go on do the same. His last name is II
Person 1: What is Obamas last name?
Person 2: Jeffrey Eppstein didnt kill himself
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