one v one me

Oner verses one, to against one another.

One v one me, I bet you won't cause you got no game.

one seat one scarf

A popular joke amongst the Timbers Army supporters group for the Portland Timbers MLS team.

Initially meant as a rule to keep a single supporter from taking up entire rows while they wait for their friends to show up late, now it's initial meaning is long since lost and is merely a funny joke inscribed on the wristbands handed out to fans who show up early.

Bro #1: "Hey bro, how many scarves should I bring to hold down seats in the front row for next game?"

Bro #2: "One seat one scarf, bro."

Both Bros: <laugh while packing an IKEA bag full of scarves>

one up-one down

a new word for so-so

when you want to be cool and are asked the question of how you are doing, you can answer one up-one down, instead of the ubiquitous so-so

one up-one down

A new coolidiculous term for so-so

If you want to sound you can answer one up-one down instead of the ubiquitous so-so

One More

Originated in the endemic region of Danny's basement after Prom '08, this command gathers fellow bros to take just one more shot of hard liquor, preferably Bacardi 151 or 99 Apples. This command can be analagous to a shouting "huddle in!" or even to Cpt. Olimar's Down + B in Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Once "One More!" has been shouted, each bro is required to take at least one shot (1.25 oz+) until the thirteenth shot has been drunk, at which point shooting to One More becomes optional.

AT: Come on man, lets take some shots
JS: Bro, any more and I'll be face down in the carpet like Absy
AT: Don't be a niggerfaggot
JS: Fine man, but only one moreee...

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one second

What you say when you really don't wanna do something but when people keep bugging you about it, you conveniently get them off your back with the simple phrase.

Hey, get in here and load the dishwasher!

Uh, one second...

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one up

being better that something or beating something real bad

i think john gonna one up tonny in that fight..or
that backflip off the dumpster is gonna one up jumping off that building in that comp.

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